"Um, yeah, of course these leeks are organic"
"Of course my quaint little cottage in this gentrified neighborhood is built with fair trade wood"
"Crimson nirnroot? Of course you haven’t heard of it”
"Why would I have a funeral for that dead body in the background? The funeral industry of Skyrim is commercialized and insincere, her body will decay and return to Nirn just as nature intended"
I FOUND IT OMG
i just started watching a few weeks ago and i’m already halfway through season 5 ahha, just wanted to try and caricature the gang
Song: The Music Written on This Dude's Butt
Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.
so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell
…and Ziio becomes the Assassin.
90% of the story, if not more, would be the same, with her madly pursuing Lee and having lots of sassy arguments with Haytham.